ladies if you'll please...

So on thursday.. I think (I've tried to block it out)
I have my "pelvic ultrasound"
when it was scheduled I was blissfully unaware that this COULD very well be an internal exam.

I am looking for some feed back.

1- Seriously does it hurt.. Pain scale of 1/10.
Keep in mind I've had limited doodle near my va-jay-jay.
haha I said near. So gay.

2- Will it hurt afterwards? I am going out to dinner that night as someone for my work is leaving. Is that a bad idea?

3- Roughly how long will it take. (this is the important thing, usally you know something is wrong by how long it takes.. thats how I knew my kidney was fudged)

Umm.. Seriously I think thats about it.
I know I have to drink a bit of water to fill the old bladder.

Eeepp I'm still hoping Its just an external. But I know thats kinda stupid.
I also cannot be ASSED waxing or shaving for someone to shove something in there that will give me NO pleasure and only pain. (the bad kind)


Sometimes I wish ignorance was bliss.. and I could have just ignored it all.
But seeing as I had terrible pain again this month, followed by a 1 day period.
I think its better that I keep my head out of the sand until i've been given some answers or the all clear.

So if you would please.
Help this clue-less girly out.

XX