Oh snap- Uterus 1.. Caragh 0

So I mentioned a little while ago that I recently went on the pill, coz I was having alot of pain, and some cycle problems.
GP suggests possible Endo, and sends me off for a follow up with a gyno.

I start the pill randomly, to get me back into sync about 6 weeks ago.. then I decided last week.. with all the pain and break through bleeding I had recently had.
I deserved a month off..
Fairs fair right?

BLAH.
Well yesterday I started spotting.. not a whole heap.
Yeh then TMI here.. but those stabbing pains that you get in your vjay-jay..
You know what I'm talking about.. but I have no idea where they come from.
Then enter lower back pain, and now today..
MORE cramps and stabbing.

Seriously, WTF.

I just was trying to get a break.
Also as expected due to the skipping of my period.. which I'm pretty sure if I'd almost.. be on my second one..
Anyway I'm bloated.
LIKE REALLY bloated.
Like 3 kilos in a few days bloated... ha ha ha.
Such is life though huh.

AHHH i'm sorry for the complaining but its giving me the shits.
Literally!
My body is trying to beat the pill.. But you can't uterus.. you just can.

Powerful Cycle

So a few days ago? or was it yesterday
I was bitching about me period being late.
Can I take that back?
Seriously, go away.

I realised this morning by about 9am why my pants wouldnt fit this morning.
4 hours later, I was still doubled over in pain at about 12:30 I headed off to grab some lunch because I thought that couldnt hurt I hadn't eaten...
I was wrong.

Crawled back into the office and informed one of the boys (I work in a department made up of only men) that I had a "stomach bug" and to let my boss (who was at lunch) That I had got home.

I raced home, literally speeding..
But stopped to pick up some naprogesic.. and a heat pack because I was still in so much Pain.. I couldnt believe it.

I hate when the only relief you get is sitting on the toilet.
thats the last place you want to be.
So its coming from everywhere.
Then I realise hang on.. I'm going to vomit as well.
Im not a good vomiter.. my stomach is very sensitive.. I heave like you wouldnt believe and I end up with broken capailries in the face.
Sexy.

So finally, im done spewing, pooing, peeing and changing tampons and giving myself drugs.
I get my heat pack and crawl into bed.. its so hot that it burns me.. I dont care.. I cant feel it. I just need relief dammit
RELIEF..


No time for Pj's.
Bra, undies in bed heat pack alternating between lower back and lower stomach.
and then by some miracle of nature.
I fall asleep.
It was a restless sleep.. but when I awake.. about 2 hours later.
Still groggy, with a yucky stomach but no cramps..


After a few hours my brother and his girlfriend got home.;
I rested a bit more, talked to a friend.
I go outside and I say "I've never been this sick because of my period"
And she goes "oh I got mine too"

I get up, and I wack her in the arm.
YOU.
You did this to me.
Your hormones made me late! They dragged out my cycle to get me into SYNC with you.

ARGH.

I had no lived solidly with any other women since july last year.
And I forgot.
I forgot how my body always does this..
We used to be miles apart.. but as the last few months have gone on.. we have slowly and surley come togerther.

ahh
I know its not her fault.
But after a day like today.. I sadly wanted to blaim her.
Oh well..
Unfortunatly I've got alot of this to get used to.

Immaculate Conception

* Warning this post is stupid

Immaculate conception is something thats has never been proven.
Right now, im sitting here and thinking to myself..
Why is my period late?
It's NEVER been late.. and when I say never.. I mean never.
8 years..
Every month.
ON time, as predicted.. between 28-31 days.

3 days ago I had a spot of blood.
WTF I don't spot.
I never spot.
A few twinges of pain.. and then NOTHING.

This month I wanted to start birth control.
why?
Am I planning on preventing pregnancy ???
No.. no not really.
I want my periods to be lighter and for it to possibly help clear my skin.
So here I sit.. 32 cycle days later.
And for a brief second a though crosses my mind.

"Could I be like that really freaky chick on house who was a virgin but managed to somehow impregnate herself and be both the mother AND father to her baby?"

No caragh.. you couldnt.
Thats a ridiculous thought.
Its even less likly than getting pregnant from a toilet seat..
Less likely?
Hell I dont even think thats been proven...

And if WANTING children and thinking about having babies... suddenly got you pregnant.. wouldn't all those good people who are struggling with infertility suddenly be knocked up.

I truely think I am becoming obsessed with this though.. I mean I'm NOT about to go out and get pregnant.

Health wise, im probably at a great time in my life to start poping out kids.
But I'm not that selfish.. its not just about MY life, MY wants..
I have to think about what is best for said future child.
So anyway, not pregnant or planning on being anytime soon..

So seriously where the fuck is my period?????