LET THEM GO

Someone has hold of my invisable testicles.
Okay.. not actually testicles.
But I am being pulled in every which way today.
I've been at work for 6 hours, and I have a to do list a mile long.
I was actually looking forward to relaxing back into work.. thinking people would give me a bit of space coz ya know I'VE BEEN ON FAMIL LEAVE YA KNOW.
But no.
Everyone wants everything done, and yesterday.
"I've got this important meeting"
"I need this as soon as possible"
"Could you just do this for me quickly"

Seriously people.
Lay off.
Busting my gut will NOT get anything done for you quicker.
Despite being a very helpful person, I have my own list of prorities.
I'm not going to set aside every hour of my day catering to YOUR every need.
Sure I want to help, but killing me with requests isn't going to get that done quicker.
Its just going to overwhelm and frustrate me completly.

So really, how is everyone doing?
How's has everyone week been so far?


End Rant

Immaculate Conception

* Warning this post is stupid

Immaculate conception is something thats has never been proven.
Right now, im sitting here and thinking to myself..
Why is my period late?
It's NEVER been late.. and when I say never.. I mean never.
8 years..
Every month.
ON time, as predicted.. between 28-31 days.

3 days ago I had a spot of blood.
WTF I don't spot.
I never spot.
A few twinges of pain.. and then NOTHING.

This month I wanted to start birth control.
why?
Am I planning on preventing pregnancy ???
No.. no not really.
I want my periods to be lighter and for it to possibly help clear my skin.
So here I sit.. 32 cycle days later.
And for a brief second a though crosses my mind.

"Could I be like that really freaky chick on house who was a virgin but managed to somehow impregnate herself and be both the mother AND father to her baby?"

No caragh.. you couldnt.
Thats a ridiculous thought.
Its even less likly than getting pregnant from a toilet seat..
Less likely?
Hell I dont even think thats been proven...

And if WANTING children and thinking about having babies... suddenly got you pregnant.. wouldn't all those good people who are struggling with infertility suddenly be knocked up.

I truely think I am becoming obsessed with this though.. I mean I'm NOT about to go out and get pregnant.

Health wise, im probably at a great time in my life to start poping out kids.
But I'm not that selfish.. its not just about MY life, MY wants..
I have to think about what is best for said future child.
So anyway, not pregnant or planning on being anytime soon..

So seriously where the fuck is my period?????