Was I hitler in another life or something?

Note this post will contain a lot of swearing.
If swearing offends you... Please fuck off... At least for now.


My laptop was running SLOW last night, everything kept locking up.
I assumed it was just a bit warm, so I decided to shut down and call it a night.
This morning the darling booted as normal, but for some reason was still slow.
FUCK SHIT BUGGER POO SHIT.
So I have to press the off button, which I KNOW is bad.
Then I get the whole.. "windows was not shut down normally"
I think.. hmm maybe I should start it in safe mode to be sure there is nothing wrong.
NAHHHHH
Okay, LAPTOP wont boot AGAIN.

Now it will only give me the start normally option.
OR system recovery option.
My laptop is from a new range that has the restore disks ON THE HARD DRIVE
That is no USE to me because it wont start.
AND I CANT EVEN GET INTO SAFE MODE.
AHHH this peice of shit is less than a year old and covered by warranty but its a PAIN in the ASS because I lease the thing.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Now the stupid thing, wont even give me any options, it just FAILS to start.
So basically its FUCKED.

Yeh its definatly gone.
I AM SO ANGRY